Rare elements !
Palladium - the
mind-altering substance that makes Michael Barrymore think he has
talent
Euphonium - the sub-atomic particle that carries
text messages from mobile to mobile
Millennium - a large
dome-shaped vacuum that decays completely after twelve months
Opium
- the hallucinogen in poppies that killed millions of soldiers on the
battlefields of France
Belgium - the flattest substance
known to man, even more so than week-old lemonade
Cranium -
the chemical in the brain that pensioners with Alzheimers gradually lose
Planetarium - only nine of these molecules exist, although
they are rather large
Geranium - the brown substance in
soil that makes weeds grow faster than other plants
Stadium
- whatever they built Wembley out of that's made it so hard to knock it
down
Pandamoanium - aphrodisiac for large Chinese
mammals