OLD AGE




"OLD" IS WHEN...Your sweetie says."Lets go upstairs and make love" and you answer,"Pick one I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN...Going bra-less pulls the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN...An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the carpark.

"OLD" IS WHEN...Your supply of brain cells is down to a manageable size.

"OLD" IS WHEN...People call you at 9.00pm and say, "Did I wake you?"

"OLD" IS WHEN...You can live without sex but not glasses.

"OLD" IS WHEN...You have a party and the neighbors don't realize it.

"OLD" IS WHEN...You cant remember who sent you this list...It was me.

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