THE REAL MEANING OF BOYS NAMES



  • Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
  • Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
  • Adrian - small todger, probably gay.
  • Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
  • Alex - cute but a liar and a cheater.
  • Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
  • Andrew -usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
  • Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
  • Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
  • Arnold - loser.
  • Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
  • Ashley - wanker who's losing his hair.
  • Barry - lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.
  • Ben - kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.
  • Bert - looks like he has been pulled a hedge backwards and chews with his mouth open.
  • Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
  • Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
  • Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
  • Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
  • Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
  • Brian - a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.
  • Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
  • Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
  • Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
  • Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
  • Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
  • Cameron - Australian, like Bruce.
  • Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
  • Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
  • Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies.
  • Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
  • Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
  • Christopher - soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last spends his life drunk and kisses like a washing machine.
  • Christian - very sexy and seductive, full of his self.
  • Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
  • Clive - very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
  • Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
  • Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
  • Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
  • Craig - the lights on but no ones at home.
  • Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
  • Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
  • Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
  • Daniel - sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!
  • Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.
  • Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates.
  • David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!
  • Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
  • Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
  • Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
  • Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.
  • Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
  • Don - dickhead.
  • Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
  • Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.
  • Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
  • Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.
  • Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
  • Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
  • Elliott - full of
  • Eric - shy.
  • Ewan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
  • Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
  • Fred - sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.
  • Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
  • Gary - dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.
  • Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
  • Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
  • George - barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like shit also a wanker.
  • Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
  • Graham - will screw anything.
  • Grant - HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
  • Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
  • Harry - has back hair.
  • Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
  • Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.
  • Hayden - tries hard.
  • Henry - has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would screw welli boots.
  • Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
  • Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!
  • Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
  • Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
  • Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
  • Jamie - scum of the earth.
  • James - built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.
  • Jason - big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit.
  • Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
  • Jeff - really ugly.
  • Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
  • Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
  • Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
  • Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
  • Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
  • Joel - arse.
  • John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.
  • Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
  • Jon - countless two timer and bully.
  • Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it - can be full of himself.
  • Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
  • Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
  • Josh - full of himself, fun.
  • Junior - hottie and totally good at football.
  • Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.
  • Judith - Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.
  • Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
  • Kane - an absolute and compleat arsehole.
  • Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.
  • Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
  • Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
  • Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
  • Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips.
  • Lance - Plays with his penis cos no one else will.
  • Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
  • Laurie - short and funny looking.
  • Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
  • Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
  • Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.
  • Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
  • Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
  • Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
  • Luke - seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though.
  • Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
  • Marc - an idiot, who can't spell. would do anything for sex.
  • Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard.
  • Matt - likes drink and is full of shit.
  • Mathew - has less brains than a donkey does in one of it's hoofs. thinks constantly about porn.
  • Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.
  • Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
  • Mike - shag muffin.
  • Mohammed - small penis.
  • Morgan - the only thing that is big is his ego.
  • Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
  • Nick - nice -can't get past the missionary position though.
  • Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
  • Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
  • Oscar - loser.
  • Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
  • Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
  • Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
  • Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
  • Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
  • Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
  • Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big.
  • Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
  • Rikki - the fucking greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy... no faults at all.
  • Rob - constantly watches porn.
  • Ron - spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his own arse.
  • Roy - total loser and computer genius.
  • Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
  • Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.
  • Ryan - tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.
  • Sam - wannabe sex machine.
  • Scott - has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.
  • Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
  • Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
  • Shane - not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)
  • Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
  • Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
  • Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.
  • Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.
  • Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
  • Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
  • Ted - hairy, sensitive and a great shag.
  • Teddy - great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.
  • Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
  • Toby - best blow ever.
  • Tom - extremely arrogant.
  • Tommy - no-one can have brains and looks. he is FYNE! but there isnt much behind it.
  • Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse
  • Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
  • Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
  • Troy - cute and popular.
  • Taylor - happy, laughing hyena.
  • Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
  • Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
  • Will - wishes he were popular.
  • William - tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.
  • Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.
  • Zack - thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.
  • Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

  • THE REAL MEANING OF GIRLS NAMES



  • Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.
  • Aileen - big tall woman who talks shite all day.
  • Aimee - Likes to strut her stuff, though theres not much 2 do so. Likes to play with cheese.
  • Aimz - Like italian breakfast bread rolls. hollow on the inside. would die to screw a lamar.
  • Aisha - laughs like a demented dog, likes tic-tacs.
  • Alexandra - Smart kick ass chic.
  • Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
  • Amanda - IQ tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though.
  • Amberley - queen of ice, no friends with a nasty mean streak. More than likely a lesbian but nice teeth.
  • Amy - devious, likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted.
  • Aimz - limited intelligence.
  • Andrea - small breasts, drinks pints.
  • Angela - Vain, hairstyle more important than oxygen. Hangs around toilets.
  • Anna - has eyes bigger than her stomach. but her waistline shows it.
  • Annabelle - doesn't wear knickers.
  • Annette - she's BIG.
  • Anne - looks like a horse, can't drive.
  • Anouska - shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.
  • Beatie - she would rather jump out of a plane with out a parashoot than having to pick up a spider.
  • Belinda - pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
  • Beryl - repressed alcoholic.
  • Betty - makes simple tasks seem like brain surgery.
  • Beverley - trapped in an eighties timewarp.
  • Bianca - ginger.
  • Bridgette - eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
  • Britney - falsely improved, no use to society.
  • Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
  • Carina - looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
  • Carol - into everything you've only ever read about. Coin-operated.
  • Caroline - into threesomes. Likes doggy style. Always up for it.
  • Carla - pretty but more mouth and flirting than action in the bedroom.
  • Carly- the sexiest bitch in the world!!!!!!
  • Casey - painful lay, na├»ve but with a sense of humour, possibly once a man.
  • Catherine - attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
  • Claire - thinks she is perfect in every way and a completly sex mad
  • Celine - emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
  • Charlotte - enjoys tea and cake a lot , can sing the national anthem with her bum.
  • Cheryl - can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. Has many ways with the boys - slapper
  • Christina - hasn't got much of a life due to being a boring person. likes cammels.
  • Christine - likes men in uniform, never warm.
  • Claudia - highly annoying. finds it hard to keep friends.
  • Daisy - virgin.
  • Danni - should make nice threesome with sibling.
  • Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
  • Dawn - gets up early, smells of chips.
  • Deborah - bites the pillow, uses both hands.
  • DeeDee - cannot understand why no one else masturbates in Ikea.
  • Denise - sits on cat's eyes, wears too much make up.
  • Diane - enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.
  • Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
  • Doris - purple haired, stinks of wee.
  • Elaine - rides sidesaddle, drinks meths.
  • Eleanor - centre of attention when she walks into a room,not always for the good. has the gift of gab.
  • Elizabeth - born to perform, hates chickens.
  • Ellie - far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.
  • Emily - wears odd socks but that doesn't mean shes not cute!
  • Emma - gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
  • Estelle - likes wombles, eats grass.
  • Esther - plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
  • Faith - legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
  • Faye - wears wellies, can't swim.
  • Felicity - she'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts
  • Fiona - female mud wrestler, gives head.
  • Frances - gives oral for a one pence peice. but loves to sow.
  • Frankie - would make it as a farmer. people say she needs to shower more.
  • Gail - farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
  • Gaynor - lesbian.
  • Gem - like an arm chair. comfotable, loved, odd.
  • Gemma - practically perfect in everyway. Loved by everyone. Good listener and friend.
  • Geraldine - too posh for her own good, likes flying.
  • Gillian - dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
  • Gina - eternal mother, eats nappies.
  • Glenda - eats children, hates smoking.
  • Georgia - wants to be a man.
  • Grace - blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
  • Hannah - needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
  • Harriet - has a brain somewhere, will prob end up living on pizza.
  • Hayley - lives on dads beers, is lazy bitch.
  • Heather - shags like a freight train, a screamer.
  • Helen - loves sleeping and alcohol and is work shy.
  • Heidi - the hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.
  • Hilary - frigid bitch. Thinks money grows on trees.
  • Holly - prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
  • Ina - drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
  • Ingrid - right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
  • Jackie - heroin addict, sold her child.
  • Janet - soft, warm and really cuddly. Good shag.
  • Jane - enjoys wanking men (or women).
  • Jasmine - smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
  • Jemma - does anal, wears too much eye make-up.
  • Jennifer - huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
  • Jerrica - a bitch thinks she's good
  • Jessica - virgin, always will be.
  • Joanne - moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up!
  • Jodie - absolutely perfect in every way, every group of friends should have one!
  • Jo - would make a good exotic dancer. men love her.
  • Judith - big eyes, big tits.
  • Judy - huge tits, married to an arse.
  • Julia - innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes.
  • Justine- massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.
  • Julie - jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.
  • Karen - too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.
  • Katie - big feet, shags men over 50.
  • Kate - talks complete bollocks all the time, scavenger.
  • Katherine - is a follower. doomed to be successful but not compleatly happy.would fight for a tea cosy.
  • Keeley - big mouth, big heart, and big tits
  • Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing and loves her self.
  • Kerry - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.
  • Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke and wears a wig.
  • Kirsty - eats live moles, can't dance.
  • Kylie - can't sing but who cares.
  • Lana - hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
  • Lara - action packed, never seen naked.
  • Laura - likes Max power magazine, can't drive and lies.
  • Lauren - pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
  • Leah - likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
  • Lena - eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
  • Leslie - likes bondage, hates men.
  • Linda - perfect in every way - a complete ugly goddess in the dog world.
  • Lindsay - likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
  • Lisa - will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn and spiting.
  • Livvy - pink, prim and perfect. people find this annoying.
  • Liz - good looking, definately one to shag.
  • Lorraine - constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies.
  • Louisa - sensible head on her shoulders. collects socks.
  • Louise - real babe, bright too, I'd drink her bath water.
  • Lucy - strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. thief. Madeline - drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
  • Maggie - trainspotter, likes plaid.
  • Margaret - lovely mother, very generous.
  • Maria - bangs like a barn door.
  • Marie - life's slapper. Likes men to do DIY.
  • Marina - no get up and go, rusty underwear.
  • Marilyn - eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
  • Martina - ugly lesbian.
  • Martine - can't act, can't sing, nice tits.
  • Matilda - likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
  • Mary - gets hurt easily.
  • Meg - cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
  • Megan - loves nature, cares more for trees than people. radical and gets things done.
  • Melanie - can hold two bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
  • Melissa - eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.
  • Meryl - dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
  • Michaela - likes animals, should make a video with them.
  • Michelle - wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
  • Marsha - big butt, small brain.
  • Monica - doesn't swallow, should have.
  • Naomi - wannabe diva, more of a diver.
  • Nancy - white hair, remembers manners.
  • Natalie - eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
  • Natasha - could use a face lift but is a sweet loyal friend
  • Nell - hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
  • Nicola - slapper, alcoholic in denial in every way.
  • Nicole - girls hate her, men use her and dump her.
  • Nikki - loved up, eats cucumbers.
  • Nina - stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
  • Nisha - hs a deep interest in the YMCA. falls in love easily.
  • Olga - you can park a bike in her arsecrack, excessive facial hair.
  • Olivia - neutron bomb.
  • Pamela - gives amazing head, made of plastic.
  • Pat - forest forager, likes wild boar.
  • Paula - transvestite merchant banker from Basildon well she pretends to be
  • Penelope - pit stop queen, likes men to be stiff.
  • Penny - burps like a man, lives in dungerees and gets told to shut up alot.
  • Phillippa - butt ugly lesbian.
  • Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
  • Rachel - amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.
  • Rebecca - hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
  • Rhia - alcoholic, goes after mingers.
  • Rosie - can be prickly, good head-giver.
  • Rula - she measures up well.
  • Sacha - believes carrots make you see in the dark, likes crotcheless knickers & malteasers.
  • Sadie - stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
  • Sally - drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
  • Samantha - loves her brother, has four deformed children.
  • Sandra - shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
  • Sarah - hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.
  • Selina - doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
  • Sharon - shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.
  • Shelley-the best in the world no complaints from any one
  • Shirley - can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.
  • Sian - does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
  • Simone - used to be a shot putter from Cardiff.
  • Sonya - dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a carrier.
  • Sophie - brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.
  • Stacey - likes crotchless jeans and arseless Speedo's.
  • Steffi - closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
  • Stephanie - eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
  • Sue - totally gorgeous!
  • Tanya - hot minx, too short.
  • Tara - upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.
  • Tiffany - annoying and clingy. but makes up for it by being damn fit.
  • Tash - lives about 10 seconds behind everyone in the world but makes up for it with her tits
  • Tina - face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
  • Tori - lives in a hedge, can't water ski.
  • Tracy -. lesbian.
  • Tracey - easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens
  • Ursula - likes puppies, in curry.
  • Vic - Likes to go commando. dreams of futures with lots of leather and men in thongs.
  • Victoria - too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.
  • Vicky- likes Yoga and Men.Perfect in everyway. known to be very loud.
  • Vikki - wears too much lipstick to taste food. runs after dumbarsed guys who don't like her.
  • Wendy - possibly a man.
  • Zara - face like an elephant's backside. cant see her toes from breast enhancements.
  • Zoe - talentless rock chick.


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