30 DAYS HATH

Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
All the rest have thirty-one
Except February -
That's the weird one.

Thirty days hath September,
All the rest I can't remember.
The calendar hangs on the wall;
Why bother me with this at all?
Thirty days hath September,
April June and November.
All the rest have thirty-one
Excepting February alone,
Which has twenty-eight days clear,
But twenty-nine each Leap Year.

Thirty days has September,
April, June and November,
All the rest have thirty one,
Excepting February, fun!
And that has twenty eight days clear,
And twenty nine in a Leap Year!

Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November.
All the rest have 31,
Though February's underdone
With 28--hold the line!--
Leap Day makes it 29.

Thirty days has September,
April, June and November.
All the rest have 31
except February which has 4 and 24,
'til Leap Year gives it one day more.

Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
All the rest have thirty-one
Excepting February alone:
Which hath but twenty-eight, in fine,
Till Leap Year gives it twenty-nine.

Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
all the rest have thirty-one,
except for February alone.
February has twenty-eight days clear,
and twenty-nine in each Leap Year.

Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November;
All the rest of thirty-one,
Excepting February alone,
Which has but twenty-eight days clear
And twenty-nine in each Leap Year.

Thirty days have September,
April, June, and November,
All the rest have thirty-one
Except short February
Which in line
Has twenty-eight,
Leap Year makes it twenty-nine.

30 days hath September,
April, June and November
(all the rest have 31 except February
which has 28 and 29 in a Leap Year).

Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
All the rest have thirty-one,
Excepting February alone,
And it has twenty-eight days time,
But in Leap Years,
February has twenty-nine.

Thirty days hath September
April, June, and November
Except the second month alone
Which has but twenty-eight, 'tis fine
'Til Leap Year makes it twenty-nine 
All the rest have thirty-one

Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November;
all the rest have thirty one
except for February alone,
which has twenty eight each year,
twenty nine each Leap Year.

Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
February has twenty-eight alone,
All the rest have thirty-one,
Excepting Leap-Year, that's the time
When February's days are twenty-nine.  

Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
All the rest have thirty-one,
Excepting February alone,
Which hath but twenty-eight, in fine,
Till Leap Year gives it twenty-nine.

Thirty days hath November,
April, June, and September,
February hath xxviii alone,
And all the rest have xxxi. 
Richard Grafton:
Chronicles of England. (1590.)

Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November;
All the rest have thirty-one
Save February, she alone
Hath eight days and a score
'Til Leap Year gives her one day more.

30 days hath September
April, June & November
All the rest hath 31
Except February
Which alone has 28
And 1 day more
When Leap Year comes
One year in four.

Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty-one,
with February's 28 to make it fun.
Leap Year happening once in four,
Gives February one day more.
Thirty days has September
April, June, and November.
All the rest have thirty-one,
Except February, which has twenty-eight,
In a Leap Year, twenty-nine.

Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
All the rest have thirty-one
Except February alone:
Which has twenty-eight 3 years in four,
Till Leap Year gives it just one more.

Thirty days has September,
April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty-one,
except that one contrary, February,
which has twenty-eight,
most of the time,
but in Leap Year twenty-nine. 
Thirty days hath September,
April June and November.
When short February's done,
All the rest have thirty-one

Thirty days has September,
April, June and November.
All the rest have 31
excepting February which alone has 28,
and one day more
we add to it each year in four.

Thirty Days hath September,
April, June and November
To all the rest we add 31,
Except the shortest month alone,
February, which has twenty-eight,
And twenty-nine in Leap Year
Thirty Days are in September,
April, June and also November
All the rest have thirty-one,
Except for February, which, when done,
Has twenty-eight that we assign
But Leap Year gives it twenty-nine
Thirty days hath September
April June and November
All the rest have thirty-one
But Leap Year coming once in four
February then has one day more
Thirty days have September,
April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty-one,
Except February the only one
Which Leap Years change each fourth time
From twenty-eight to twenty-nine.
Fourth, eleventh, ninth, and sixth,
Thirty days to each affix,
Every other thirty-one
Except the second month alone.
30 days hath September
April, June, and November
All the rest have thirty-one
Save February
Which has 28 in fine
Till Leap Year gives it 29
30 days in November
with April, June and September
of twenty-eight there is one
all the rest have thirty-one
Thirty days hath September
April, June and November
All the rest have thirty-one
Save February, and it alone,
Has twenty-eight we do confine
Till Leap year gives it twenty nine.

The following versions were sent in by people who said it's the version they grew up with.
Their versions have been altered a bit, with some nonsensical humor.

Thirty days hath Septober,
April, June, and no wonder
All the rest have thirty one
Except Gramma
And she has a little red wagon

Thirty day hath Septober
April, June, and Montana
All the rest have cold weather
Except in the summer
which ain't very often
Thirty days hath Juvember,
Apples, Noon and No Wonder,
All the rest have Peanut Butter,
Except my Grandma
And she has a little red tricycle.
  Thirty days hath Septober
April, June and Novober
All the rest have peanut butter
Except Grandma
and she rides a Harley Sportster


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