CRAZY THOUGHTS



If you stole a pen from a bank would it be considered a bank robbery ?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing ?
Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air ?
Why is it than rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand? even when its new.
If feathers tickle people do they tickle birds?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Is the fear of flying groundless?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking the time, but not to their crotch when asking for the loo?
Why are boxing rings square?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?
If love is blind how can we believe in love at first sight?
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect why practice?
If you fail to succeed, what did you just do?
Why is a woman in a suit a "business person" but a man in a dress is a "transvestite"?
If money does not grow on trees why do banks have branches?
If you cut off a glow worms tail would it be delighted?
Do Dutch people always split the bill?
How do you know which armrest is yours in the cinema?
Why is 0 after 1 on the phone and not before it?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
What happens if the snot freezes in your nose?
If you were under house arrest in a mobile home could you go where you liked?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
If you die with a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?

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