Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?


Anee,.....Anee one you like!
Merry .....Merry Christmas!
Orange .....Orange you going to let me in?.....
Canoe .....Canoe open the door?.....
Iva .....I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Dozen .....Dozen anybody want to let me in?.....
Needle .....Needle little money for the movies.
Henrietta .....Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Avenue .....Avenue knocked on this door before?.....
Harry .....Harry up, it’s cold out here!
A herd .....A herd you were home, so I came over!
Adore .....Adore is between us. Open up!
Otto .....Otto know. I’ve got no key.
King Tut .....King Tut-key fried chicken!
Lettuce .....Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Noah .....Noah good place we can get something to eat?.....
Robin .....Robin the piggy bank again.
Dwayne .....Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Claire .....Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Arfur.....Arfur got my key!
Abby .....Abby birthday to you!
Nana .....Nana your business.
Cows go .....Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Roach .....Roach you a letter, did you get it?.....
Aida .....Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Iona .....Iona new car!
Scold .....Scold out here let me in.
Police .....Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Justin .....Just in the neighbourhood, thought I would drop by.
Ben .....Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Two knee .....Two-knee fish!
Hoo .....Are you a owl?
I am .....You mean you don’t know who you are?.....
Imma .....Imma gettin’ old open the door!
A little old lady.....I didn’t know you could yodel.
Sadie.....Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Justin.....Justin time for dinner.
Luke.....Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Ivor.....Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Isabell.....Is a bell working?.....
Tank.....Your welcome!
Alex.....Alex-plain later!
Ketchup.....Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Annie.....Annie body home?.....
Watson.....What’s on tv tonight?.....
Spell.....W-H-O
Dishes.....Dish is a nice place!
Althea.....Althea later alligator!
Norma Lee.....Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
CD.....CD guy on your doorstep?.....
Iowa.....Iowa big apology I rang the wrong door bell!
Abbot.....Abbot you don’t know who this is!
Viper.....Viper nose, it’s running!
Alec!..... Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Olive ..... Olive You
Ice cream..... Ice cream if you don't let me in !
Pudding..... Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Muffin..... Muffin the matter with me, how about you?
Noah..... Noah good place to eat!
Al..... Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Alex..... Alex the questions round here!
Heaven..... Heaven seen you in ages!
Howl..... Howl you know unless you open the door?
Irene..... Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!
Iris..... Iris you were here!
Tuna..... Tuna piano and it'll sound better!
Snow..... Snow use, I've forgotten my key again!
Sam..... Sam day you'll recognise me!
Jesus..... Jesus Christ open the door
Ashe---- Bless you!
Nobel---- No bell, that's why I knocked!
Leaf---- Leaf me alone!
lettuce----Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Aaron---- Why Aaron you opening the door?
Tank---- You're welcome!
Hawaii---- I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Anita---- Anita to borrow a pencil.
Woo---- Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Figs---- Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Alice---- Alice fair in love and war.
Annie---- Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Yukon..... Yukon say that again!
Boo---- Well you don't have to cry about it.
Theodore---- Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
Cher..... Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Amos---- A mosquito bit me!
Police..... Police let us in, it's cold out here!
Amarillo---- Amarillo nice guy.

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