This is his life
From 20 - 30 if man lives right its once in the morning and twice at night.
From 30 - 40 if he still lives right he misses a morning and sometimes a night.
From 40 - 50 Its just now and then.
From 50 - 60 its god knows when.
From 60 - 70 if hes still inclined but dont let him kid you its still on his mind.
His sporting days are over
His little lights gone out
What used to be his sex appeal is now his water spout
It used to be embarrassing to make the thing behave
for nearly every morning it stood and watched him shave
But nows its getting older it sure gives him the blues
to have it dangling down his legs and watch him clean his shoes